Parodist Idril ([info]stupidring) wrote,
@ 2003-08-02 20:58:00
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Tinkle Ring
Apparently the madness of Tinkle Ring is contagious. Katiehobby sent these to me by email:

~ Gimli: "NOT THE TINKLE!"
~ Grima: "You tinkle much, Eomer son of Eomund."
~ Boromir: "Glimmering like a spike of pearl and tinkle."
~ Butterbur: "I remember, elderly chap, big pointy tinkler."
~ Aragorn: "What do you fear, my lady?"
Eowyn: "A tinkle."

And MissBloom sent these:
Fool of a Tinkle!!
But it cannot tinkle in the Shire!
You shall die before you tinkle
Light as a feather, but as hard as dragon tinkle.
So cold, yet so fair, like the morning tinkle.

Please feel free to add your own! Just remember that StupidRing can't be responsible for any resulting brain damage.



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TINKLERING
(Anonymous)
2003-08-03 10:01 pm UTC (link)
The tinkler of men is weak.

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Re: TINKLERING
(Anonymous)
2003-11-26 01:53 pm UTC (link)
You shall not tinkle!!!!!

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Re: TINKLERING - (Anonymous), 2004-03-16 01:24 am UTC
TINKLERING
(Anonymous)
2003-08-03 10:03 pm UTC (link)
My father is a noble man, but his tinkler is failing.

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TINKLERING
(Anonymous)
2003-08-03 10:06 pm UTC (link)
That man in the corner's done nothing but tinkle at you.

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TINKLERING
(Anonymous)
2003-08-03 10:31 pm UTC (link)
Saruman's tinkler has grown long indeed, if he thinks he can reach us here.

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Re: TINKLERING
(Anonymous)
2003-10-09 04:58 am UTC (link)
hey i 4got 2 sign this 1 & the others above this.
~Aradaetheelf~

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LOTR Parody
(Anonymous)
2003-08-04 12:45 am UTC (link)
The Link I posted before is working now, http://www.pihost.us/~zach/home.php?s=parody . Sorry for the inconvenience :).

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Things you never thought you'd hear them say
(Anonymous)
2003-08-07 06:40 am UTC (link)
Any character: That's a great idea, Pippin.
Legolas: Ooo! Look at that puddle! Let's go splash in it!
Aragorn: No way! I'm already filthy enough.
Gandalf: Good! If the Nazgul kill Frodo, I won't ever have to deal with him again.
Gimli: There is no way I can jump that gap. Please toss me, Legolas.
Sauron: You brought my ring back? Thanks, but I've got this nice patch of garden & ocean-front property w/ a dock & beach access. I don't want the ring. Besides, that whole "Ruling the World" thing is SO overrated.
Eowyn: Please can I lead the people to Helm's Deep so that I don't have to stay & fight?
Denethor: Oh Faramir, my son! You are so much smarter, nicer, and braver that that prat Boromir.
Gimli: Why don't we make an Elf take the ring to Mordor?
Boromir: Aragorn's the heir to the throne of Gondor? Hot diggity! You are a blessing, man. Gondor NEEDS a king.
Merry: I don't think we should steal that firework, because Gandalf WILL find out & its dangerous.
Balrog: Oh My God!It's Lij, Dom, Billy, & Orli! Wait guys, I want you autographs! WAIT!!!
Gollum: We lovessss you! You lovesssssss usssss!
Elrond: Aragorn, will you please marry my daughter already so she'll quit moping around Rivendell?
& now my very favorite:
Pippin: No thanks, I've already eaten.

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TinkleRing
(Anonymous)
2003-08-07 10:24 am UTC (link)
( gandalf whispers to his tinkle, and it flys away to gather larger, greater help)
Ork: The tinklers are strong, my lord. Their tinkler grows deep.
Evil Wizard Guy: Rip them all down!

Sam: I made a tinkle, frodo. A tinkle! "Don't you leave him, Samwise Gamgie", and I dont mean to. I dont mean to.

Voice at beginning of 1st movie: "...I feel it in the water, I smell it in the air.. All that was tinkled is lost...for another tinkle was made...Tinkle turned to tinkler, tinkler to tinkled..."

Frodo: Whatever you did, you've been officialy labled as a disturber of the tinkle.

Pippin: Can we stop for tinkle?
Strider: You already had a tinkle.
Pippin: First tinkle, yes. But what about second tinkle?
( two tinklers fall from the sky)

Evil Wizard Guy: You know how the Orks came into being? They were tinklers once.

Dwarf Guy: ...before I see my tinkler in the pants of an elf!

Frodo: We wish to stay at the Inn. Our tinklers are our own!

Inn Keeper/ Bartender: Gandalf...Gandalf...OH, YES! Now I remember! Tall fellow, long tinkler, pointy hat. Not seen him for six months.

I SEE TINKLE!! WOO-HOO!!

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Re: TinkleRing
(Anonymous)
2004-05-24 05:37 pm UTC (link)
Pipsy: you need tinkles of intelligince on this sort of mission, quest, thing...

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Re: TinkleRing - (Anonymous), 2006-05-13 12:02 am UTC
Re: TinkleRing - (Anonymous), 2006-06-05 01:43 am UTC

(Anonymous)
2003-08-08 02:00 pm UTC (link)
Frodo: We wish to stay at the inn. Our tinkle is our own.

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(Anonymous)
2003-08-08 02:01 pm UTC (link)
Pippin: What’s that?

Merry: This my friend, is a tinkle.

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(Anonymous)
2003-08-08 02:02 pm UTC (link)
Sam: That fellow’s done nothin but tinkle at us since we arrived.

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(Anonymous)
2003-08-08 02:03 pm UTC (link)
Voice of Sauron: You cannot tinkle! I see you! There is no life in the tinkle, only death!

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haha
(Anonymous)
2003-08-10 10:49 pm UTC (link)
Frodo:Alright then, keep your tinkles. Before you came along us Bagginses were very well thought of. Never had any tinkles or did anything unexpected...(3 dots) Whatever you did, you have been officially labeled a disturber of the tinkle.

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haha again
(Anonymous)
2003-08-10 10:54 pm UTC (link)
Bilbo: I want to see Tinkles again, Gandalf, Tinkles! and then find somewhere quiet where i can finish my tinkle.

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and haha ONCE again
(Anonymous)
2003-08-10 10:57 pm UTC (link)
Gandalf: Frodo tinkles something.
Bilbo: Of course he does! He's a Tinkle. Not some block-headed Bracegirdle from Tinkle!

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and once again...(3 dots)
(Anonymous)
2003-08-10 11:00 pm UTC (link)
Pippin:done!
Merry:you were supposed to stick it in the tinkle.
Pippin: it is in the tinkle!
Merry: outside!
Pippin: This was your tinkle! AH!!!

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Hehe friend of haha
(Anonymous)
2003-08-10 11:03 pm UTC (link)
Narrator: The Ring came to the creature Gollum, who took it deep into the tunnels of the Misty Mountains. And there, it tinkled him.

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TinkleRing (a few more tinkles...lol)
(Anonymous)
2003-08-13 02:09 pm UTC (link)
Saruman (to Gandalf): So you have chosen - tinkle.

Gandalf (to Frodo): By the tinkle of Lord Elrond, you're beginning to tinkle.

Frodo (to Sam): I thought you wanted to see the tinkle Sam.

Elrond: Gandalf, the Tinkle cannot stay here.

Gandalf (to Elrond): It is in Men that we must place our tinkle.

Elrond (to Isildur): Cast it into the tinkle!

-Sarah

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more TinkleRings
(Anonymous)
2003-08-13 02:11 pm UTC (link)
Isildur looks at the tinkle in his hand. The tinkle whispers to him.

-Sarah

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More TinkleRing
(Anonymous)
2003-08-13 02:12 pm UTC (link)
Elrond: It should’ve ended that day, but evil was allowed to tinkle.

-Sarah

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TinkleRing
(Anonymous)
2003-08-13 02:13 pm UTC (link)
Elrond: He tinkled from that path long time ago. He has chosen tinkle.

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TinkleRing
(Anonymous)
2003-08-13 02:15 pm UTC (link)
Aragorn: The same tinkle flows in my veins.

-Sarah

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TinkleRing
(Anonymous)
2003-08-13 02:22 pm UTC (link)
(Merry begins to tinkle into the water. Pippin follows suit but Aragorn stops him)

Aragorn: Do not disturb the tinkle.

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We all tinkle frodo......
(Anonymous)
2003-08-15 09:02 pm UTC (link)
We all tinkle frodo, but to let that tinkle thrive..don't you see that is madness?

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Gollum
(Anonymous)
2003-08-24 02:46 pm UTC (link)
"My Tinklesssessss"

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Gimli
(Anonymous)
2003-08-28 03:28 pm UTC (link)
Aragorn: You have my sword.
Legolas: And you have my tinkle.
Gimli: And my tinkler.

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another one...
(Anonymous)
2004-12-27 04:42 am UTC (link)
Legolas: I feel a shadow and a threat growing in my tinkler.


Galadriel:You have foreseen it. It is the risk we all took. In the gathering dark, the will of the tinkler grows strong. It works hard now to find its way back into the hands of men. Men, who are so easily seduced by its power. The young captain of Gondor has but to extend his hand, take the tinkler for his own and the world will fall. It is close now, so close to achieving its goal. For tinkler will have dominion over all life on this Earth, even unto the ending of the world. The time of the tinkler is over. Do we leave Middle-Earth to its fate? Do we let them tinkle alone?

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