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@ 2003-08-02 20:36:00
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Lord of the Pants
Share your Lord of the Pants quotes. Here are the rules:

  • Take a quote from LOTR (books or movie) and substitute the word "pants" for any other word in the passage.
    For example: "The pants of Umbar!" men shouted. "The pants of Umbar! Look! The pants of Umbar are coming!"

  • You have to use the word "pants", not "pant".

  • Don't change any of the other words.

  • It should be funny if at all possible.


    • And here's one to start us off:

    "I know half of pants as well as i'd like... and I like less than half of pants half as well as pants deserve" -Bilbo Baggins

    Enjoy!

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    Pants Quotes
    (Anonymous)
    2003-08-03 01:20 pm UTC (link)
    'You would be dead before your pants fell'

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    Re: Pants Quotes
    (Anonymous)
    2003-10-15 07:32 pm UTC (link)
    (when gandalf fights balrog)

    Gandalf: LIGHTNING PANTS!

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    Re: Pants Quotes - (Anonymous), 2004-01-07 01:56 pm UTC
    Re: Pants Quotes - (Anonymous), 2004-02-04 01:06 am UTC
    Re: Pants Quotes - (Anonymous), 2004-03-15 04:19 pm UTC
    Re: Pants Quotes - (Anonymous), 2004-03-23 01:46 pm UTC
    Re: Pants Quotes - (Anonymous), 2004-05-14 09:52 pm UTC
    Re: Pants Quotes - (Anonymous), 2004-06-07 12:40 pm UTC
    Re: Pants Quotes - (Anonymous), 2004-08-02 01:22 am UTC
    Re: Pants Quotes - (Anonymous), 2004-08-02 01:26 am UTC
    Re: Pants Quotes - (Anonymous), 2004-08-03 09:51 pm UTC
    Re: Pants Quotes - [info]eruannatari, 2004-10-09 05:11 pm UTC
    Re: Pants Quotes - (Anonymous), 2004-12-28 12:22 am UTC

    (Anonymous)
    2003-08-04 02:11 am UTC (link)
    Gimili- We should go back
    Haldir- You have entered the pants of the lady of the woods. You cannot go back

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    Re:
    (Anonymous)
    2004-02-16 07:22 am UTC (link)
    hmmm, i thnk that could be very bad

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    haha funny - (Anonymous), 2004-05-06 07:43 pm UTC
    (no subject) - (Anonymous), 2004-11-12 06:34 pm UTC

    (Anonymous)
    2003-08-05 02:29 am UTC (link)
    "I gave pants to the Dunedain, I have kept no pants for myself."

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    Lord of the Pants
    (Anonymous)
    2003-08-05 03:54 pm UTC (link)
    Legolas:Get down! [telling Gandalf]They are Pants from Dunland. Spies of Saruman.

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    lord of the pants
    (Anonymous)
    2003-08-05 09:37 pm UTC (link)
    Legolas: There is a shadow and a threat growing in my pants.



    Frodo: It would seem like wisdom but for the warning in my pants.

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    Re: lord of the pants
    (Anonymous)
    2003-10-24 08:52 pm UTC (link)
    that could be bad. =)

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    Re: lord of the pants - (Anonymous), 2004-02-16 07:21 am UTC

    (Anonymous)
    2003-08-06 04:35 pm UTC (link)
    arwen:why do you fear the past? You are Isildur's heir. Not Isildure's pants

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    Re: haha!!
    (Anonymous)
    2004-02-16 07:24 am UTC (link)
    haha, no wonder he fears his past!!

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    (Anonymous)
    2003-08-07 04:00 am UTC (link)
    Haldir (TTT): I bring pants from Elrond of Rivindell. - Selphius

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    (Anonymous)
    2003-08-07 04:01 am UTC (link)
    Legolas (TTT): These pants are old... very old. Full of memmory... and anger. -Selphius

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    (Anonymous)
    2003-08-08 01:51 pm UTC (link)
    Gollum (not in sight): Losssst! My pants is lost!

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    (Anonymous)
    2003-08-08 01:52 pm UTC (link)
    Frodo: What news of the outside pants? Tell me everything.

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    (Anonymous)
    2003-08-08 01:53 pm UTC (link)
    Saruman: The Ring of Pants has been found.

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    (Anonymous)
    2003-08-08 01:54 pm UTC (link)
    Frodo: How far to the nearest pants?

    Merry: Brandywine Bridge, twenty pants.

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    (Anonymous)
    2003-08-08 01:55 pm UTC (link)
    Frodo: We’re heading for the Prancing Pants.

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    (Anonymous)
    2003-08-08 11:39 pm UTC (link)
    Eowyn: I fear neither pants nor pain.

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    (Anonymous)
    2003-08-08 11:43 pm UTC (link)
    Bilbo: The road goes ever on and on,
    out from the pants where it began...

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    Lord of the Pants
    (Anonymous)
    2003-08-11 09:20 am UTC (link)
    SAM: Everywhere I lie there's a dirty great root sticking into my pants

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    Re: Lord of the Pants
    (Anonymous)
    2003-08-24 01:13 am UTC (link)
    i sincerely hope no one intrprets that wrong......

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    Re: Lord of the Pants - (Anonymous), 2003-09-28 03:50 am UTC
    Lord of the Pants
    (Anonymous)
    2003-08-11 09:20 am UTC (link)
    Legolas: A plague on Dwarves and their stiff pants!

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    Lord of the Pants
    (Anonymous)
    2003-08-11 09:22 am UTC (link)
    ...for their guides would not permit them to unbind their pants.

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    Lord of the Pants
    (Anonymous)
    2003-08-11 09:23 am UTC (link)
    Frodo: Who are you?
    Strider: Are you pants?
    Frodo: Yes.

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    Re: Lord of the Pants
    (Anonymous)
    2004-03-19 04:17 am UTC (link)
    Frodo: Who are you?
    Strider: Are you pantsed?
    Frodo: Yes.

    just a slight alteration... makes it a bit more amusing in regards to aragorn's density

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    (Anonymous)
    2003-08-11 11:15 am UTC (link)
    Gandalf - Life in the wide world goes on much as it has this past age, full of its own comings and goings.Scarcely aware of the existence of pants... for which I am very thankful.

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    hahahahahaha
    [info]emiloy
    2003-09-15 01:23 pm UTC (link)
    *falls off chair* soo funny
    That's a great one! Maybe the best on the page! Definetly gandalf the gay!! HIHIHI

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    (no subject) - (Anonymous), 2003-11-02 11:20 pm UTC
    narrator quote
    (Anonymous)
    2003-08-11 09:49 pm UTC (link)
    Narrator: It began with the forging of the great pants.

    Gollum: My pppaaaannnttsssssssssss!

    Gandalf: I hear it's got to be a party of special pants.

    Gandalf: Hold out your pants, Frodo, it's quite cool.

    Saruman: Pants?! What pants do you think we have?

    All for now...maybe more later.

    Amanda

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    Lord of the Pants
    (Anonymous)
    2003-08-13 01:49 pm UTC (link)
    Voice of Sauron: Build me an army worthy of Pants!

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    Lord of the Pants
    (Anonymous)
    2003-08-13 01:51 pm UTC (link)
    Sam: We are six pants from Rivendell. He’ll never make it!

    -Sarah

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    (Anonymous)
    2003-08-13 01:53 pm UTC (link)
    Arwen: Lasto beth nîn. Tolo dan na ngalad (Listen to my pants. Come back to the light.)

    -Sarah

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    Lord of the Pants
    (Anonymous)
    2003-08-13 01:56 pm UTC (link)
    Gandalf (raising himself): There is only one Lord of the Pants! Only one can bend it to his pants. And he does not share pants!

    -Sarah

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    Re: Lord of the Pants
    (Anonymous)
    2003-09-06 11:02 pm UTC (link)
    Aragorn (TTT): 'show them no pants, for you shall receive none!'

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    Re: Lord of the Pants - (Anonymous), 2004-07-29 04:59 pm UTC
    Re: Lord of the Pants - (Anonymous), 2003-09-10 10:10 pm UTC
    Re: Lord of the Pants - (Anonymous), 2004-04-10 02:00 pm UTC
    Re: Lord of the Pants - (Anonymous), 2004-08-01 12:30 am UTC

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