I found these mixed in with the Tinkle Ring entries. Cool!

Any character: That's a great idea, Pippin.

Legolas: Ooo! Look at that puddle! Let's go splash in it!
Aragorn: No way! I'm already filthy enough.


Gandalf: Good! If the Nazgul kill Frodo, I won't ever have to deal with him again.

Gimli: There is no way I can jump that gap. Please toss me, Legolas.

Sauron: You brought my ring back? Thanks, but I've got this nice patch of garden & ocean-front property w/ a dock & beach access. I don't want the ring. Besides, that whole "Ruling the World" thing is SO overrated.

Eowyn: Please can I lead the people to Helm's Deep so that I don't have to stay & fight?

Denethor: Oh Faramir, my son! You are so much smarter, nicer, and braver that that prat Boromir.

Gimli: Why don't we make an Elf take the ring to Mordor?

Boromir: Aragorn's the heir to the throne of Gondor? Hot diggity! You are a blessing, man. Gondor NEEDS a king.

Merry: I don't think we should steal that firework, because Gandalf WILL find out & its dangerous.

Balrog: Oh My God! It's Lij, Dom, Billy, & Orli! Wait guys, I want you autographs! WAIT!!!

Gollum: We lovessss you! You lovesssssss usssss!

Elrond: Aragorn, will you please marry my daughter already so she'll quit moping around Rivendell?

& now my very favorite:

Pippin: No thanks, I've already eaten.

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